I know you have had pretty limited exposure to the world and your place in it, but I encourage you to check out the left side of your mother’s belly. It is yet uncharted territory and it would seem that you have reached the limits of the right side already, especially near the ribcage which is already housing lungs and stomach in cramped quarters. Stretch out to the left, explore–there is a little bit more unclaimed space to fill over there! If possible, please leave things in the same condition as you found them.
Your loving, lopsided mother
PS) See what you can do about reining in the belly button. Many thanks in advance.